''The sad truth about human beings is that we feel the need to put each other into separate boxes of class, race and gender ... THE END.''

''When you understand the joke you can say you understand the language.''

''Talk is cheep, except when a politician is making promises.''

''I am genuinely curious to know what path of logic leads people to believe that such practices in the name of religion can have any beneficial value ... all human beings are equal, even in the eyes of any god.''

''Think about the madness of the world we live in.''

''Love is curable by getting married.''

''You are not your job.''

''I use to live in the 'land-of-plenty' ... now I live in the land of 'out-of-stock'.''

''I'm old enough to be half as stupid.''

''When you were born you had no say in it and the time you die you have little say in that too ... but in between, you can say all you like.''

''Speculation derived from a rumor has a way of becoming fact.''

''If you laugh at yourself you will be always laughing.''

''A prostitute is where you can go to have sex .. a mistress is where you will go for comfort and a wife can send you to both.''

''Saints don't smell.''

''Art has always been the medium of revolution.''

"The world changes without asking ... even if we don't.''

''Go ahead, rant against atheism, show how intolerant you are.''

''For people to part with money for art they have more of a need for art.''

''There is nothing like a natural disaster to bring human beings together as apposed to terrorist attacks that will only make for more war.''

''Many people will question, but few will stand when God will stand in front of them.''

''Money is like manure .... it's only put to good use when you spread it around.''

''Superheros in swimsuits with fetish fantasies ... what more can any modern day teenager want.''

''My short-term memory is so bad that I can forget my own name, but my long-term memory is so good that I can remember my own birth.''

''It's just another day to get through to the next day which will be another day to get through to the next day ... such is life.''