''Someday you might just get what you wished for but for now the 'fantastic' is really our mundane world.''

''Religion 💣 is something like groping around in the dark looking for the light switch 💥.''

''It's always a 50/50 with 'good times' and 'bad times'... it's what you could call 'natures balance'.''

''Most people go through life with their finger on the fast-forward button.''

''In politics, insanity is not a handicap.''

''When you are living your life it's hard to take it all in until it starts to fall apart.''

''Behind every successful man is a woman with a very big ego.''

''... and on the 7th day God said ... Transmitting configuration, please wait

... and that's where it all went wrong.''

''Anyone who is living out a delusion inherited from others has wasted their life.''

''Head-in-the-sand definition: ... going through life in knowing and then eventually admitting to yourself that you have been fucked.''

''What is essentially an exhausting journey from the womb to the tomb might just be the beginning.''

''It is said that life is about 'finding' yourself 👎well, I would say bullshit-to-that ... life is all about 'creating' yourself 👍.''

''Today is the first day of my life and it could also be the last day of my life.''

''It is said that money doesn't bring happiness, well ... it can help you to be miserable in comfort.''

''Cancer is nature's way of culling, war is man's way and religion is the gods way.''

''The 'bad times' never last but the 'bad people' do.''

''When we surrender ourselves to the imagination we need signposts to find our way back ... that's if you want to come back.''

''If you lent someone money and you do not see the money again ... it was worth it.''

''There will be no Re-mission

for the sins of their Com-mission,

for the sins of their O-mission

 there is no Ad-mission.''

''A wife complains ... a girlfriend smiles, and then complains.''

 ''In today's world human beings may be very clever in all things but we are no more the wiser for it.''

''Such is life that brief flashes of joy are usually crushed by the weight of despair and bleakness, but there is always the will-to-live that's keeps us going.''

"Don't waste your life ... [ The Joke ... exposing this neutered offerings of a true testament to being human will be stumbled across in years to come and be celebrated by later generations for its simple language, its truthfulness, and its no-bullshit effect which will makes us engage in our very existence to survive.]''

''If you accept the status quo in life how do you expect to find self-worth.''

''Life is an allegory.''

''Today is a good day,

I think ...😕

 Yesterday was a good day,

I feel ...😏

 and tomorrow will be a good day,

I hope ... 😣''

''Some chaos in the mind is needed to be creative.''

''There is no such experience as 'inner peace' unless you are drugged to the eyeballs, in a coma or six feet under.''