''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' is looking forward to the festive season of Chinese New Year .. more 'free' hand-outs for him to 'enjoy' ...😒.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' will deprive others from living because he deprives himself of 'living'...😳.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' is at his best at Christmas time .. he has the looks and is Scrooge ...😏.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' married a spinster who likes to attend meetings of any kind, from A.G.M.s to 'church' to 'save-the-planet' because it is the only form of entertainment she gets ...😞.''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' likes to live in a 3rd world country simply because he is a Puritan with cynical coldness ...😟.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' married a spinster .. now .. from my observations in life, no woman, should ever marry a man who loves his mother ...😞.'' 

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' will tell you that his life had been so 'simple and beautiful' in lederhosen that nobody .. nooooo-body, was having sex ...😳.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' believes in frugality and simple living that the thought that others might be happy brings out his anger ...😟.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' never did a physical day's work in his life to brake out in a sweat but criticizes those who try to do ...😣.''

 ''The initial idea for any social media chat group was, and still is, is to gather information for government and to sell on and use in the disguise of gossip ...😦.''  

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' will always 'share' his anger with me, [his way of communicating along with gossiping and slandering] and I have tried to be forgiving, my way of being stupid ...😒.''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan'.. respect your neighbor and respect your enemy they are both the same person ...😟.''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' can vouch from his personal experience that there is no harder life than an easy life ...😣.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan'.. jealousy exists in all it's forms because it's inside you eating you up .. try having an ice cream ...😃.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' married a spinster who thought she was being saved from a 'lonely-spinsters-grave'.. but .. stayed a spinster ...😬.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' .. the only M&M's he knows is Masturbation & Meditation ....😜''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' married a spinster, a 'couple' of genuine free-riders that like to have a day-out visiting the Buddhist Temples sampling and comparing notes on the free hand-out of vegetarian noodles ...😒.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' gets my attention by banging doors .. sadly, I am not a social psychologist but I still like to pay attention to the 'happiness' of others ...😉.''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' knows about AC/DC current, especially the RD/AC/DC current [re-directed-alternating-direct] ...😲.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' .. when he dishes out rice on a plate it's soooo 'flat' that you would think it was the printed design on the plate ...😖.''