''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' married a spinster .. now .. from my observations in life, no woman, should ever marry a man who loves his mother ...😞.'' 

''Nothing is sacred .. but, for a really good send-off there is nothing like an Irish wake, at the best of times it can get too nondescript to contribute any emotional attachments to .. o.k, remind me again, whats his name ...😕.''

 ''Living in a 3rd World country you will find that supermarkets are not embarrassed to tell you 'out-of-stock' with a smile on their face ...😖.'' 

''If we knew, even a whisper on how we were going to die then we would know how we are going to live ...😇👈👉😈.'' 

 ''I am walking-around like a kid with 'squishy' shoes ...😳.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' will tell you that his life had been so 'simple and beautiful' in lederhosen that nobody .. nooooo-body, was having sex ...😳.''

''Nipples can open doors that 'open-sesame' can't ...😖.''

''Some people go through life and just grow old while others go through life growing up ...😯.''

''The fun is in the 'hunt' not in the 'catch' ...😏.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' believes in frugality and simple living that the thought that others might be happy brings out his anger ...😟.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' never did a physical day's work in his life to brake out in a sweat but criticizes those who try to do ...😣.''

''In battle you need something to keep you focused .. nothing like a 'Death-Wish' list ...😠.''  

''We have gone through many forms of governments through-out history in 'ism' .. imperialism, feudalism, socialism, communism, fascism, and corruption-ism which is behind all 'isms'...😵.''

''Coincidence taken at face-value can be destiny dressed-up in disguise ...😕.'' 

''One should never make the mistake of 'idolizing' others to the point we ourselves feel incapable .. because we too can do ...😑.''

 ''The initial idea for any social media chat group was, and still is, is to gather information for government and to sell on and use in the disguise of gossip ...😦.''  

''Don't waste your time and money in being generous to people who do not know how to say 'Thank You' ...😞.''

''Living in a foreign country will never be home .. what I left behind was home ...😔.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' will always 'share' his anger with me, [his way of communicating along with gossiping and slandering] and I have tried to be forgiving, my way of being stupid ...😒.''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan'.. respect your neighbor and respect your enemy they are both the same person ...😟.''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' can vouch from his personal experience that there is no harder life than an easy life ...😣.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan'.. jealousy exists in all it's forms because it's inside you eating you up .. try having an ice cream ...😃.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' married a spinster who thought she was being saved from a 'lonely-spinsters-grave'.. but .. stayed a spinster ...😬.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' .. the only M&M's he knows is Masturbation & Meditation ....😜''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' married a spinster, a 'couple' of genuine free-riders that like to have a day-out visiting the Buddhist Temples sampling and comparing notes on the free hand-out of vegetarian noodles ...😒.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' gets my attention by banging doors .. sadly, I am not a social psychologist but I still like to pay attention to the 'happiness' of others ...😉.''

 ''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' knows about AC/DC current, especially the RD/AC/DC current [re-directed-alternating-direct] ...😲.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' .. when he dishes out rice on a plate it's soooo 'flat' that you would think it was the printed design on the plate ...😖.''

''My neighbor, 'The Puritan' drags the bow across his violin in imitation of the tormented souls from Hell .. I don't think he is going to toss his violin onto the dump, but I would ...😖.''