''So the king asked me today .. how are the people .. I said, as in Heaven so it is on Earth, only some people are asking questions now ...😒.''

 ''The 😇 die young .. that's why we have to be 😈.''

 '' My father is Irish, my mother is Irish .. I guess that makes me Irish Stew ... 😒.''

 ''Back in 'my' good-old-days in Ireland when I thought the world was mine for the taking and living in 'perfect innocence' with not a smart-phone in sight .. just smart-arses to battle with ...💣.''

 '' Starvation is a great aphrodisiac for obesity ...😕.''

 ''Fools will gather around a fire on a sunny day and morons will cut the trees down to fuel it ...😕.''